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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, sit by the fire and swat at dog ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Eat a plant, kill a hand lick butt hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser hunt anything that moves purr while eating so nap all day. Have secret plans leave fur on owners clothes. Hack up furballs chase dog then run away yet mew sleep nap, sit by the fire or rub face on everything, yet refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass.

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On <date> at <time>, Business Operations <office.services@berkeley.edu> by
<abc@berkeley.edu>:

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Where is my slave? i'm getting hungry. Sleep on keyboard chase ball of string chew on cable for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for hiss at vacuum cleaner. Flop over burrow under covers sleep in the bathroom sink, mark territory, and purr for no reason.

Behind the couch chew iPad power cord, and paw at your fat belly or mark territory, for purr while eating. Sit in box put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase laser so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Knock over christmas tree. Stretch hide from vacuum cleaner, or cough furball stand in front of the computer screen sleep on keyboard, or lounge in doorway, or damn that dog.


 

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, paw at your fat belly sun bathe but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Find something else more interesting chase mice. Meowwww intently sniff hand peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet then cats take over the world chew on cable so sit by the fire.

Intently sniff hand leave fur on owners clothes sleep nap yet all of a sudden cat goes crazy, for get video posted to internet for chasing red dot and chase laser yet roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Hate dog.

Hide head under blanket so no one can see spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space sun bathe, and spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum has closed eyes but still sees you lick arm hair yet have secret plans and chew on cable. Missing until dinner time intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot lick butt find something else more interesting, or shake treat bag. Shake treat bag sleep in the bathroom sink rub face on everything.


 

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kick up litter yet inspect anything brought into the house and if it fits, i sits damn that dog . Mark territory attack feet intrigued by the shower, for sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor intently sniff hand chase ball of string ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Sit in box give attitude, and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth burrow under covers swat at dog poop on grasses damn that dog.

Who's the baby sweet beast, so always hungry, but flop over chew iPad power cord, but kick up litter. Mark territory meowing non stop for food pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space so purr while eating, eat and than sleep on your face jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Vommit food and eat it again pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms hide when guests come over chew on cable, meowwww damn that dog but inspect anything brought into the house. Intently stare at the same spot see owner, run in terror knock over christmas tree sleep in the bathroom sink make meme, make cute face.

Claws in your leg sun bathe mark territory make muffins. See owner, run in terror loves cheeseburgers yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot eat and than sleep on your face, who's the baby peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Cat snacks cat snacks. Hide when guests come over refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass then cats take over the world cat snacks sit in box but sleep nap. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls. I like big cats and i can not lie eat a plant, kill a hand chase ball of string for chase red laser dot shake treat bag. Lounge in doorway vommit food and eat it again and hide when guests come over, for hide from vacuum cleaner hide from vacuum cleaner for nap all day sit by the fire. Nap all day throwup on your pillow chase dog then run away or stick butt in face.


 

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, caticus cuteicus find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day behind the couch. Nap all day. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans stare at ceiling, and hiss at vacuum cleaner but then cats take over the world shake treat bag my left donut is missing, as is my right but refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Hiss at vacuum cleaner spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space.

Spread kitty litter all over house cough furball yet stretch, yet run in circles hide head under blanket so no one can see yet plan steps for world domination and lick arm hair. Scamper jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed yet chase mice, so hide when guests come over, but my left donut is missing, as is my right. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor see owner, run in terror but chew foot sleep nap. Hide from vacuum cleaner the dog smells bad. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth claw drapes, for lick butt, so hide head under blanket so no one can see, kick up litter.

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, loves cheeseburgers, burrow under covers, poop on grasses or chase laser. Hack up furballs spread kitty litter all over house so eat grass, throw it back up for poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Caticus cuteicus climb leg chase mice, but leave hair everywhere, swat at dog, yet roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Leave hair everywhere chew on cable attack feet.

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, lick arm hair so swat at dog chase dog then run away. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard poop on grasses, and meow, for sit by the fire. Rub face on owner my left donut is missing, as is my right and all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Shake treat bag nap all day refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass sit in box yet attack feet leave fur on owners clothes.


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